a sad pun that reflects a sadder mess

They call me Doctor Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm, I am an actual worm. I live like a worm, and I like to play the drums. I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism. I'll show you what I know and you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums. I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't hear the doorbell.